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May 8, 2022

Masashi Yamamoto’s Tampon Tango

This completely obscure and bizarre little film was sent to me by an online associate code-named Liquidnuke. I have to admire his courage, it is […]
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November 24, 2021

A Visual Summary Of A Porn Version Of MJ’s Thriller

If you enjoyed this you should be ashamed of your self, but if you want more here you go -
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November 18, 2021

An Analysis Of A 4 Minute Sexually Explicit Video

I recently watched an odd video I found on a porn site. It was the title that enticed me to click on it, Playing With Things […]
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November 8, 2021

Gerard Damiano's Let My Puppets Come

Fresh off the unbridled success of his masterwork Deep Throat, Gerard Damiano turned his attention to subjects more exotic. It was 1976 the year that […]
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November 3, 2021

A Mercifully Brief Visual Summary of Extra Terrestrian

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October 30, 2021

Historical Philosophy en Coitus, or How I Got My Yeast Infection.

​Let me begin by offering my kudos to Pornhub for providing a reliquary of obscure pornographic films from all through the ages. Beyond the landing […]
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October 26, 2021

Cafe Flesh: A Darkly Clairvoyant Trilogy

​Stephen Sayadian and Mark S. Esposito chose not to have their names appear on screen as directors of this nightmare. Cafe Flesh takes place after the end […]
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October 23, 2021

Damiano’s Pornographic Hamlet

Luca Damiano’s pornographic retelling of Shakespeare’s Hamlet strays slightly from the plot of the original but there is an effort to retain the wit and meter of […]
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October 19, 2021

Just in time for Christmas It’s A Porn Film Called I Saw Jesus Die

Oh my god, this is a bad film. Whatever your concept of low budget trash is, you’re gonna need a shovel to dig to a […]
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October 19, 2021

Carnal Encounters of The Barest Kind

In 1964 Justice Potter Stewart heard a case where he was obliged to define hardcore pornography. He wrote the following in his final opinion “under the […]
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October 15, 2021

The Wizard Of Ahhs

First, take a deep breath. Now imagine a future where women are so fed up with the violent nature of men that they banish all […]
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October 15, 2021

The X Rated Alice In Wonderland Musical And Other Alice Related Atrocities

Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland was written by Charles Dodgson in 1865. Lewis Carroll was a pen name. Over the last century and a half, it has […]
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October 11, 2021

A Visual Summary of Starbabe

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October 5, 2021

Sex Wars: A Pornographic Parody of Star Wars, Sort Of

Sex Wars presents itself as a pornographic parody of Star Wars but that isn’t really what it is. For starters, the plot is based on a Star Trek episode from […]
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